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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
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Out of the frying pan into the fire.
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Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
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If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
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Buy on the rumor sell on the news.
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There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...