Quote #3239
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #6227
I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...
Quote #19426
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #10255
Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...
Quote #14022
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
Quote #2870
The truly religious man does not embrace a religion and he who embraces one...
Quote #16355
It is because they took the easy way out, That rivers and people, go...
Quote #16772
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Quote #8448
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #9701
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...