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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Ronald Reagan

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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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It’s important to begin a search on a full stomach.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...
Unknown

Quote #18432

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Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Igor Fyodorovich Stravinsky

Quote #17806

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Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Rod Serling

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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing...
Miguel de Cervantes

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Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase
Anonymous

Quote #19475

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God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less...
Harry S Truman

Quote #3056

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I...
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