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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Jeremy Thorpe

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Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for...
Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Cary Grant

Quote #20396

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I improve on misquotation.
William Gurnall

Quote #13574

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What is Jordan that I should wash in it What is the preaching that...
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19127

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another...
Unknown

Quote #18390

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Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
Jerry Seinfeld

Quote #8734

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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people...
Seneca

Quote #8898

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The best ideas are common property.
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21023

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Things we not hope for often come to pass than things we wish.
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