Quote #15815
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #10484
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #10041
When there is no peril in the fight, there is no glory in the...
Quote #507
Far or forgot to me is nearShadow and sunlight are the sameThe vanished gods...
Quote #10847
I will remember the works of the Lord surely I will remember thy wonders...
Quote #3058
I have had enough experience in all my years, and have read enough of...
Quote #13848
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #12300
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #5606
I am the man who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris, and I have enjoyed...
Quote #14124
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...