Quote #7993
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
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All television is children’s television.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #6799
Only the educated are free.
Quote #2715
The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
Quote #4126
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #2643
To change and to change for the better are two different things.
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #16236
Our heart has its reasons that reason cannot know.