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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
John Barrymore

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Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Stephane Mallarme

Quote #15399

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dreams have as much influence as actions.
Aristotle

Quote #1822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nature does nothing uselessly.
D. H. Lawrence

Quote #7676

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The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5293

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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Frank A. Clark

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We find comfort among those who agree with us–growth among those who don’t.
Helen Hoover Santmyer

Quote #17293

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Time–our youth–it never really goes, does it It is all held in our minds.
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8188

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
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