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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
So I Married an Axe Murderer

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Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Thomas Hobbes

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The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Jimmy Stewart

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I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Margaret Mead

Quote #6666

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

Quote #10866

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Quoting the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Mark Twain

Quote #1628

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A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Terence

Quote #17949

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I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Jalal ud-Din Rumi

Quote #17140

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Marilyn Moats Kennedy

Quote #14745

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong than to agonize at...
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