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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
H.L. Mencken

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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...
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Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
Jennifer Louden

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I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...
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If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
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Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
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Quote #14060

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It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so...
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