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Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...
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There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies...
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
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I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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Time is a flowing river. Happy those who allow themselves to be carried, unresisting,...
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What’s money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning...
Quote #1621
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...