Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #16979
It is not the situation that makes the man, but the man who makes...
Quote #13446
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far...
Quote #2722
A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
Quote #12065
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #19021
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #998
Minds are like parachutes they work best when open.
Quote #5459
This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when...
Quote #2614
We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...