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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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Only now did I become throughly acquainted with the seducer of our people. It...
Saint Augustine

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Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure where your treasure, there your heart...
Barbra Streisand

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The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the...
J. B. Yeats

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Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is...
Francis Bacon

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Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to...
Alfred Victor Vigny

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Perform your long and heavy task with energy, treading the path to which Fate...
Dolly Parton

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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Gilda Radner

Quote #16824

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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
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