Quote #11194
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #15314
When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
Quote #3252
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #1883
They should rule who are able to rule best.
Quote #12476
When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule...
Quote #7944
What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do...
Quote #20207
There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #13918
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.