Quote #12004
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
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There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to...
Quote #14699
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #15185
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #19213
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #7987
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
Quote #3551
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #3433
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #12228
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
Quote #21550
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...