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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13861

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13775

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5298

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
Jane Wagner

Quote #18668

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What is reality, anyway Just a collective hunch.
Cicero

Quote #19835

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
Frank Tyger

Quote #18171

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Edward Albee

Quote #9955

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Homer

Quote #7339

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Anonymous

Quote #19458

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Philip Skelton

Quote #17532

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
History makes us some amends for the shortness of life.
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