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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
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To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social...
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He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets...
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies...
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In the woods is perpetual youth.
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Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
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Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end...
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’