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Office Space

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Las

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I know where we’re going, I just don’t know where that IS
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Benjamin Franklin

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Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...
Alexander Meigs Haig

Quote #13583

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I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Harlan Ellison

Quote #12843

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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Bill Bulko

Quote #11415

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Artificial Intelligence the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
William J. Clinton

Quote #4483

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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1165

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Love and desire are the spirit’s wings to great deeds.
Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky

Quote #12662

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
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