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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Lois McMaster Bujold

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A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Carol Burnett

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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Anon.

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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
B. J. Gupta

Quote #13566

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There are two messages from theory of Karma. Our condition in this life is...
Lucille Ball

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I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid...
Clarence Darrow

Quote #6309

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None meet life honestly and few heroically.
George Smith Patton, Jr.

Quote #16277

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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Samuel S. Janus

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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Homer

Quote #7316

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In saffron-colored mantle, from the tides of ocean rose the morning to bring light...
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