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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Quote #5232

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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1114

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The unnatural, that too is natural.
Jeremy Taylor

Quote #17913

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Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of...
Tsutomu Shimomura

Quote #17488

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We call things we don’t understand complex, but that means we haven’t found a...
Hubert Humphrey

Quote #115

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Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked...
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #237

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Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of...
George Herbert

Quote #14149

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He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
William Butler Yeats

Quote #6792

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Things fall apart the center cannot hold Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...
Philip

Quote #12229

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right.
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