Quote #2044
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #16972
It simply comes down to this, Get Busy Living, or Get Busy Dying.
Quote #20781
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Quote #15786
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
Quote #6439
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #3763
The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world. Through...
Quote #13611
He is great enough that is his own master.
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1431
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #8453
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.