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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13665

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Benjamin Franklin

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Diligence is the mother of good luck.
Anatole France

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There is a certain impertinance in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5181

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The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage...
Calvin Trillin

Quote #18116

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Robert

Quote #11527

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Ralph Kiner

Quote #14843

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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Aristotle

Quote #1815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We make war that we may live in peace.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10125

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As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land...
Sigmund Freud

Quote #6389

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part...
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