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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13834

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Joyce

Quote #11297

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Percy Wynham Lewis

Quote #2374

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sadistic excess attempts to reach roughly and by harshness what art reaches by fineness.
Honore' de Balzac

Quote #4568

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe in the incomprehensibility of God.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #700

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Andy Warhol

Quote #18741

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Baltasar Gracian

Quote #4879

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a...
Theodore Parker

Quote #16255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
G. Weilacher

Quote #18832

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
John Quinton

Quote #16818

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,...
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