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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
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What is Jordan that I should wash in it What is the preaching that...
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Don’t be with someone you can live with be with someone you can’t live...
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...