Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #11342
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #19632
And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...
Quote #9291
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
Quote #9515
Perhaps nobody ever accomplishes all that he feels lies in him to do but...
Quote #3870
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #6189
One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at...
Quote #8191
People don’t start wars, governments do.
Quote #7445
A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a...
Quote #11835
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.