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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States...
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Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsqequently turns its...
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Quote #11549

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The die is cast.
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The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...
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In nature there are neither rewards not punishments–there are consequences.
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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses...
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13798

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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