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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13728

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
George Eliot

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Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
Barbara Bloom

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You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate...
Colonel Sanders

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There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Tom Stoppard

Quote #7118

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If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22,...
Jean Kerr

Quote #14765

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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Sydney Harris

Quote #7877

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It’s surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings...
Sophocles

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Knowledge must come through action you can have no test which is not fanciful,...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4153

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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Garrison Keillor

Quote #14700

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
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