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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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Friendships begin because, even without words, we understand how someone feels.
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A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
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I don’t like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a...
Quote #2558
Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought...