Quote #13278
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #19056
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
Quote #293
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #21730
In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #2649
One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
Quote #14733
On CBS Radio the news of his Ed Murrow’s death, reportedly from lung cancer,...
Quote #4652
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
Quote #1531
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #13699
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...