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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
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The body is a sacred garment.
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The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
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If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...