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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13702

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Johann von Goethe

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The society of women is the element of good manners.
John F. Kennedy

Quote #20634

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The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
H. G. Wells

Quote #18852

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for...
J. R. R. Tolkien

Quote #8349

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
Jerry Seinfeld

Quote #8735

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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5402

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For Brutus is an honourable man So are they all, all honourable men.
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2414

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People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Roger Zelazny

Quote #19353

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Life is full of doors that don’t open when you knock, equally spaced amid...
George Smith Patton, Jr.

Quote #16277

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
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