Quote #13392
No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.
Quote #13886
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #13538
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Quote #3968
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #382
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
Quote #14425
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #15097
Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can....
Quote #3376
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #5163
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...