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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Jonathan Swift

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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Isaac Asimov

Quote #127

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #55

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The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2841

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7905

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Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
Cree Indian Prophecy

Quote #16519

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Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river...
Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson

Quote #21448

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19566

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Carl Sagan

Quote #8750

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
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