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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
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When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.
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It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
Adam Smith

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The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score...
Lawrence Sterne

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To have respect for ourselves guides our morals and to have a deference for...
Brendan Behan

Quote #19723

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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
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The more thou stir it, the worse it will be.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
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Quote #6558

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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