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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of...
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If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I...
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Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of...
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As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept...
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Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13711

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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