Quote #4183
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
Quote #4527
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.
Quote #19945
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #14092
People change and forget to tell eachother.
Quote #18517
Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true,...
Quote #2362
The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #20470
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #1709
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.