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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
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What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is...
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Homer

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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
Paul Sweeney

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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The...
Po Bronson

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As I get older, I’ve learned to listen to people rather than accuse them...
Publilius Syrus

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Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Mark Twain

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is...
Yogi Berra

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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
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