Quote #15327
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #18779
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #10575
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
Quote #14697
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #20996
When the judgement’s weak, The prejudice is strong.
Quote #9883
You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing...
Quote #10257
He who fails to question is asking for trouble.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #7804
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #4977
Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various...