Quote #19328
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #5943
When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.
Quote #10544
Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
Quote #15211
I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
Quote #3815
A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest...
Quote #15117
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #21595
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #3643
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Quote #5117
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #9752
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...