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There are countless ways of achieving greatness, but any road to achieving one’s maximum...
Quote #7214
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.
Quote #21217
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
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You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough...
Quote #16969
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Quote #8476
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take...
Quote #2240
The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
Quote #13639
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #6934
The absurd is born of the confrontation between the human call and the unreasonable...