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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13928

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Pearl Bailey

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I would rather that people take away years from my life Than take...
Alcaeus

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One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...
Andrew A. Rooney

Quote #17040

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t...
Unknown

Quote #18366

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do not regret growing older. It’s a privilege denied to many.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Quote #18650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Manilius

Quote #15418

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are always beginning to live, but are never living.
Sarah Bernhardt

Quote #10712

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All power in human hands is liable to be abused.
Yasutani Roshi

Quote #17078

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1123

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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