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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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The best things in life aren’t things.
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So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...
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What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
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Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less...