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Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
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What others think of us would be of little moment did it not, when...
Quote #9701
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #718
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
Quote #21080
Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but...