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The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
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We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is...
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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #21656
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #8613
The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if...
Quote #21481
I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels,...
Quote #4754
Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
Quote #2590
Eric Draven Jesus Christ Stop me if you heard this one Jesus Christ walks...