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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit.
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I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them....
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The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
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Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future,...
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...