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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13851

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Douglas Adams

Quote #313

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Shunryu Suzuki

Quote #17836

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. But unfortunately,...
Aesop

Quote #5507

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8684

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting...
Athol

Quote #13159

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
Robert Benchley

Quote #1404

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Miss Piggy

Quote #21084

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never eat more than you can lift.
Jerome K. Jerome

Quote #6248

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care...
French Proverb

Quote #4377

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give.
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