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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Pliny the Younger

Quote #21011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
John Burroughs

Quote #5766

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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
William Blake

Quote #3336

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Where Mercy, Love, and Pity dwell There God is dwelling too.
Nadine Gordimer

Quote #13415

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Quote #5920

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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it blame yourself, tell yourself...
Saul Bellow

Quote #10645

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Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have...
Cicero

Quote #19861

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
James Gordon

Quote #20444

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Scott Adams

Quote #719

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
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