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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Spike Milligan

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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Lee Trevino

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You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.
Ecclesiastes

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Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own...
Ellen DeGeneres

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven...
Hoshang N. Akhtar

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A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Charles Caleb Colton

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Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every...
Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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In times of tumult and discord bad men have the most power mental and...
Charles Dickens

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No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Moorish Proverb

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Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
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