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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
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You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
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Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.