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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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Change in all things is sweet.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Johann von Goethe

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Rest not Life is sweeping by go and dare before you die. Something mighty...
Anne-Sophie Swetchine

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Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings which is appreciated only by those...
Marjorie Holmes

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What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours So small, so...
Jerry Coleman

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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Woody Allen

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Akhenaton

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Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections so shalt thou discover the...
Stanislaw Lec

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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
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