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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
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I am always afraid of your something shall be done.
Benjamin Jowett

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The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit...
Woody Allen

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I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
Jane Austen

Quote #10357

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Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9672

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Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Helen Hayes

Quote #9211

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My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that ‘achievement is...
Pearl Bailey

Quote #6625

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There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent...
Dante Alighieri

Quote #2727

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If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
Franklin P. Adams

Quote #9810

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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